Nothing is worse than going through the day and having everyone forget it's your birthday. Magic Kingdom, we haven't forgotten about you. Despite the fact that your younger more geeky and less whimsical sibling is celebrating it's 25th Birthday today, we here at Grumpy's Hollow haven't forgotten that today marks your 36th year. You are about 1 month younger than me, but you don't look a day older than when you opened.
Thank you for being there for all of us over the years and may you keep plugging along like your much older sister on the West Coast and bring countless memories to all those who get to grace your beloved grounds.
You are the flagship of this happy chunk of earth in the fine state of Florida, and have long written the book on what it means to be create Grumptastic moments for your countless guests. Forget the Year of a Million Dreams. It's more like the Lifetime of Unforgettable memories.